I’m the fanciest girl in the world.
Official biological proof provided below.
The Specimen
A rare and highly sophisticated organism currently found in the wild lands of Germany. Through rigorous biological analysis, it has been determined that I am a perfect 50/50 hybrid of German precision and American spirit, seasoned with a generous helping of Italian flair.
When I'm not busy studying the complexities of life (Biology is my middle name, basically), I am maintaining my title as the world's fanciest human being.